Hormones and Handbags: Provocation

January 07, 2006

I am on a diet and Duck has just made himself a bacon sandwich. In the same house.

I'd be acquitted on the grounds of provocation wouldn't I?

At 1:04 pm, Urban Chick said...: definitely (either that or temporary bout of insanity)

kill him!

or

forcibly remove it from his greasy paws and ram down your gob pronto!

(damn, i want one now)
At 2:45 pm, Betty said...: Nooo! Don't go down that road! It won't end in one killing. Every time you smell bacon cooking you'll have the urge to kill and the red mist will rise up and you won't remember what happened but there's blood all over your hands and another body to dispose of ...

Ahem. Sorry. I was watching that Sweeney Todd thing last night.
At 2:38 am, Whinger said...: Duck is highly inconsiderate. He should have made enough for everyone...I will be expecting mine in the mail in the next few days.
At 4:28 pm, Kyahgirl said...: seems to me, that's an act of war on his part.