Puppies: An update
I still can’t get used to my newly increased bosoms. I haven’t quite yet learnt how to steer them.
I’m aware that they are not monstrously huge, but I’ve just caught my reflection in a pane of glass while I was walking across the office, and for the first time, I am conscious that my jugs are not just bouncing, but also wobbling.
The dilemma I am now faced with is whether I become one of those people I despise by walking everywhere very slowly in order to minimise potential movement of said funbags, or do I continue to stride confidently ahead and let them go where they will?
Can I also mention how pleased I am about this, which is thoroughly well deserved in my opinion.
posted by Kellycat @ 11:12 am
11 disapproving tuts
11 Comments:
now you are just boasting
bitter, with a B cup
I didn't realise that was why people walked slowly - I just thought they needed kicking. Carry on striding out I say - give people something to look at.
GSE - not boasting, just seeking advise. Besides, you've got much skinnier legs than me.
Donna - wasn't implying that other people walk slowly to stop their baps jiggling. I just hate people that walk slowly in general.
hmm, not really. What I need is some form of tubing that pumps the flab from my thighs and arse directly into my bra cup
stride about confidently kc. :-)
I think GSE has just had a breakthrough idea in ways women can torture themselves!
the question is - should it use a one way valve or do we want to be able to reverse the pump for when we are out running for example?
running? You can't go running, you have no hinges!
Definitely need the ability for reversing pump. For example, extra padding required if attempting ice-skating.
Also, larger norks means that buying a fitted shirt is an impossibility.
Please continue striding so those of us behind you do not curse you under our collective breath.
Am still jealous, despite the description of difficulties.
tagging you - your ten favourite foods please, seeing as you now have three to feed
Keep walking at a swift pace, with your head held high.
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