Good morning!

We're coming to you from Bland Provincial Dance Station FM, where the listener’s irrelevant!

This is Jay’s Breastfast Show with the We Once Worked in Student Radio Posse. I call myself Jay cos it’s “street”, but my mum calls me Julian. The Posse are with me all morning, as they cost less than paying for canned laughter.

Coming up on this morning’s show, we’ve a competition for those who don’t have a full time job to call in try to win buy one get one free vouchers on Bacardi Breezers at Slag! nightclub by correctly identifying which two celebrities are making this noise together. Before that you get the chance to listen to me and the Posse dissect and discuss today’s news headlines, by incisively commenting on how “bonkers” everything is.

But first, we have a wicked tune from a Belgian dance maestro who’s cleverly remixed a track that sold only three copies in the eighties by putting a dance beat to it. We only played it half an hour ago, but we know you won’t notice.

Check it out!