Some interesting facts
1. If you spend 30 seconds trying to remove a contact lens, when you don't actually have your lenses in, it hurts.
2. If your hormones decide that every few weeks your norks will increase a cup size, then go back down again, then increase again, purely for their own amusement, it hurts.
3. If you eat a plate of chicken chow mein, chips and a whole tub of curry sauce in one sitting, followed by a quarter of a pack of fruit shortcakes, it hurts.
posted by Kellycat @ 10:57 am
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yes, but it feels so good when it stops.
see also going out for drinks with norwegian and wife. the other half and i are, of course, hardened drinkers. they made us look like rank amateurs. i fell over and everything.
Wow, you live in a world of pain.
RE: 1. That was when you were drunk wasn't it? I fudged around in my eye one night for about 10 minutes before I eventually gave up in a drunk, distressed mess.
Donna, worryingly no 1 was when I was sober. I'd taken my make-up off one night and then just went into autopilot...
Oh, I've done number 1 and yes, yes, I concur on number 2. Number 3 I haven't tried yet but I'll take your word for it!
I'm so glad you've come back. I've been wondering, among other things, how your norks are doing. Found a good bra yet?
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