People Who Make My Teeth Itch: Part Two
I regret that I shall be unavailable for Saturday nights from October, as I feel it is my duty to stay in and be spiteful about Emma Bunton.
If you also wish ill on "Baby" but have prior engagements, I will be happy to dispense your quota of scorn for you for a small fee. Itemised billing is available, as additional extras such as hissing or witchcraft will incur their own charges.
posted by Kellycat @ 6:45 pm
8 disapproving tuts
8 Comments:
will my member's discount be applicable on my final bill? and will i be able to see it?
*sniggers*
Piss off
Hmmm. I've never found her that offensive. Not when you've got the car-crash horror show of Ginger in comparison.
I'm with you all the way with Andie McDowell though. Especially since the lovely Judy Finnegan said she was the most horrible person she'd ever interviewed.
I used to be apethetic towards her until she did that documentary where she swapped lives with a Bollywood actress and she came across as such a spoilt diva-aspiring madam that that I can no longer bear the fake sugary persona she usually puts on for the cameras.
I'm hoping for a bitch-off between her and Erin Boag...
I can't say I hate her...although I do despise her as a waste of oxygen and vital organs. Andie Macdowell, however, is a scourge of modern times.
ah now, here I agree. Painful.
p.s. I much prefer the template. That pink one is a horror if you use Firefox
Emma Bunton. I can't be mean about her, she's always so smily and inoffensive. And the least annoying of the spice things.
But then she decides to record 'Down Town'.
I'm not much of a fan of that record either, as it's been blarted out of too many speakers for too many years. But give Petula Clark her due, she threw herself heart and soul into the singing thereof. Ms Bunton does not. She mumbles along with no hint of animation and fails to get out of second gear.
Surely the very point to covering someone else's song is to do it differently, and to try do it better.
Dammit.
She's nearly as soporific as Dido.
Who seems, thank the lord, to have faded back into insignificance.
If either of them reads this, and cries, i'll feel very guilty.
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